how can u be prego again
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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