Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Never underestimate the power of titties
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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