Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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