Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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