White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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