He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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