Betty ford says i'm here all night
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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