Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
