return my video game
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
