Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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