I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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