Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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