She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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