Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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