We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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