i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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