Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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