I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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