she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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