a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Do plants get herpes?
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