You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Randomize
