A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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