I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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