I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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