I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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