I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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