ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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