More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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