ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My vagina just recognized that song.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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