i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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