i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
no you cant smoke seaweed
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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