was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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