I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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