when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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