On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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