physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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