I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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