Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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