real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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