i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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