got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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