Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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