...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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