This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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