What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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