But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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