he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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