that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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