Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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