i will never coherently bang her
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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