I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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