Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"