do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...