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(302): View more from Delaware

Nicole vs. Life

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(510): View more from California

my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.

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(773): View more from Illinois

They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle

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(519): View more from Ontario

sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

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(760): View more from California

he just fucked me for my cheese..

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