the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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