I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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