Can i not drive my cunt home
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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