.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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