I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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