Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
