The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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