he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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